Saturday, May 31, 2008

Tendonitis Patellar Yoga

Injuries most absurd in football history ...


For an athlete, the injury is a variable of the game itself. There were many, in fact, careers (professional and otherwise) who have reached the terminus because of an entrance or an unorthodox tackle too. Businesses and workplaces are full of employees who boasted a past more or less flamboyant in the universe balloon struck down by a frayed ligament, meniscus remade by a party or some curtains. Sure, the regrets are many, but think of all those players of the highest number that had to stay out from the playground to have done wrong in the most absurd. The blow that struck the witch Dida (M the to the n) while he was sitting on the bench watching play for their peers, will make history, but do not worry, some people have done worse. Leroy Lita (striker eading R-21 and English) in 2007 was able to stretch a leg muscle stretching in bed just after waking up. Nothing serious, however, after a long period of Lasonil and three to four weeks to stop the striker is back at the disposal of its engineers. It was not better Rio Ferdinand (Leeds, Manchester United), after a few hours spent watching television with his feet resting on a table, found that in moving the posture, apparently comfortable, had even stretched the ligament of the knee. Even Robbie Keane (Wolverhampton, Inter, Tottenham) was the victim of an accident in front of the CRT: excess heat to retrieve the remote fell on the floor and tear of the meniscus. David Batty (Leeds United), however, was involved in a real incident after being cured of a rupture of the Achilles tendon was centered in the middle of the tricycle of his son. Medical Service of the rite, but merciless result: old curtains, break all new. Embarrassing what happened to Darren Barnard (Barnsley FC), which had damaged the ligaments of the knee slipping in the kitchen on pee the puppy who had just given his son. Even the goalkeeper managed to escape. Dave Beasant (Chelsea), he tore a toe with a bottle of salad dressing: the number one London opening the door of the cupboard hit the glass bottle that fell right on his foot. Futile attempt to grasp with one hand, his grip was not firm (as usual, making fun of its detractors) and inevitable race to the hospital. Kasey Keller (Rayo Vallecano, Leicester, Tottenham, Fulham), however, succeeded in breaking his front teeth removed and their golf clubs from the trunk of the car. In 1975, Alex Stepney (Manchester United) dislocated the jaw strength to yell at their teammates, while Michael Steensgard (Liverpool) severely dislocated the shoulder due to a fall due to a clash with the ironing board. Much worse, however, went to Andy Dibble (Barry Town), after a parade ended with the synthetic grass face Carmarthen Town and burned lime because of the keeper had spilled on the ground to preserve the grass.
But accidents are no less popular format "mundial" that have forced several stars to see the World Cup sitting in the chair. The most famous was Canizares, goalkeeper selection of English, which in a few days did you miss the start of the tournament while shaving a bottle of aftershave that severed a tendon of the foot. Farewell for World Emerson (Roma, Juventus, Real Madrid, AC Milan) and in retirement he decided to get in the door to prove their skills to colleagues: drop weight on one shoulder and forced return to Brazil while his companions led to home the World Cup. Injuries certainly bizarre, but they have influenced the career of great stars of football. But do not worry, there is also the critics' prize: the Brazilian Ramalho, fact, blaming a strong toothache was made to prescribe some medicine. The doctor advised him to take a suppository. Nothing unusual except that at the time the Brazilian opted for the oral solution what he thought swallowing a pill. Stop for three days of illness, but then again in the field.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Numb Leg After Wrestling

Simply brilliant ...

If you were to sum up the football season just ended up in one word, what would you use? If there is nothing particularly original in mind, rest assured, a hindrance to levarvi thought for a fan who has already become the idol of my youth.
Congratulations ...

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Lowepro Vs Vanguard Bags

In the loving memory of ...




Friday, Saturday and Sunday. 25 hours, 53 minutes and a handful of seconds to the "P" arthritis. I wake up, I read every newspaper I could buy. Those to whom I would not give me the € read them on the Internet. It's all stock to pass the time. I turn on the radio and around all stations. Now I became a specialist of zapping, I remember all frequencies and can change over 20 in a minute. I just hear the first word to understand when someone speaks of Rome, I do not want to hear more. So it does not, Inter have already won the shield. I open the book of the History of the Treaties, the consideration giungno 5. I'm still on page 75 out of 400. I doubt I'll finish it, but I really do not interest me. I get up, walk a bit 'barefoot around the house trying to remove the head by the thought of Catania. I take the phone, "Hello Ciccio, Caffettino to pass the time?" And even "From Emi if beccamo at 12.30 there." At least talk about something else, I hope. And instead the argument is always that. "Let us have no illusions," said Ciccio. I agree but it's stronger than me. This week I changed my habits. I do not study, do not go to the gym, I can not even communicate with others. Not much happens. I thought interviewing Aquilani for the newspaper where I work the wait would have weighed a little less ... and do not. I find myself always here to think about those 90 'which will be the longest of my career as a football fan. No illusions, mind you, I'm Inter have won the championship. He won 18 rounds in Parma Couto ago when touching the head and is expelled, he earned against Roma, when Mexes has been hunted for a second yellow card (the first because he crossed the field, the second simulation Crespo) while Burdisso, already warned, could continue undisturbed in his attempt to break careers. It does not happen, it happens. I come home and go out again, do not ask to be closed within four walls. "I see things ggente" some might say. Chat without much conviction, "You're right," "Sure sure," are the most popular answers. Do not expect anything original from me for some time. Reviews do not have hardly any. I just have the strength to repress the urge to clear the face who tells me "Really it's just a football game." Only a football game? This shows how much you have understood - mumbled to myself. It does not matter if others do not understand, what is important is that at least tomorrow I'll be with my friends. RIING RIING, is the newspaper. "Like, tomorrow I have to follow the Rome Testaccio and write an article on what happens at the Roma Club?". I gladly accept, though a little 'I'm sorry to leave the brigade. Seven years of militancy are not few. I feel a little 'guilty. Well if my absence was singled out as the cause of the sinking of the business? And if indeed, my absence was singled out as the cause of success? Just guesses. Just bad luck. Scudetto Inter has already won, and is also why I wrote this post knowing that carries a deadly bad luck. The only hope is to appeal to the black cat run over by Jeep of the Inter players for you to spend the last of his nine lives to make us a gift. It does not happen, do not worry, but if anything were to happen ....